tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post5588939124962584206..comments2024-03-28T08:17:02.778-04:00Comments on Multiplication by Infinity: Math JokesSteven Colyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10435759210177642257noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-63685883920553789412017-08-07T02:30:16.271-04:002017-08-07T02:30:16.271-04:00Really very nice jokes on maths. To be an expert i...Really very nice jokes on maths. To be an expert in Math, you have to be friend with math. Thats what I understand for math,Cool Mathhttp://www.coolmathgameskids.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-69182533047907806872017-07-20T23:32:27.942-04:002017-07-20T23:32:27.942-04:00Great math fun going on in here, love it!Great math fun going on in here, love it!Arithmetichttps://www.mathtrainer.org/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-60528559090515245752016-07-22T04:10:28.645-04:002016-07-22T04:10:28.645-04:00This works best written out as an equation, but it...This works best written out as an equation, but it can be proved that;<br /><br />the Integral of e to the x = Function of U to the nAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00192248400429245342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-43331218604695022282013-07-02T08:08:38.033-04:002013-07-02T08:08:38.033-04:00Math is a funfull subject really love it. These ma...Math is a funfull subject really love it. These math jokes compelled me to laugh. Very funny.Horror Movieshttp://horrormovieslover.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-61174683367507309802012-05-09T09:36:26.460-04:002012-05-09T09:36:26.460-04:00Very cool math jokes!!Very cool math jokes!!cool math gameshttp://cool-addicting-math-games.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-50756083289119249152012-01-29T00:54:11.805-05:002012-01-29T00:54:11.805-05:00Sad to say, I got - and enjoyed - these jokes. ae...Sad to say, I got - and enjoyed - these jokes. aeiiiii!Corinne Friesenhttp://www.audioyoga.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-25315488546324343652012-01-28T06:31:47.303-05:002012-01-28T06:31:47.303-05:00nice jokes :-) I did not write it on the paper lol...nice jokes :-) I did not write it on the paper lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-29167316684483404652011-11-14T06:08:35.657-05:002011-11-14T06:08:35.657-05:00OMG, Your blog is so cool coz make me laugh over a...OMG, Your blog is so cool coz make me laugh over and over xD<br />Thanks you so much!MyScratchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08744957463057441310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-49341950116231074502011-10-22T08:54:26.335-04:002011-10-22T08:54:26.335-04:00Haha, thanks for the laugh, here's another one...Haha, thanks for the laugh, here's another one about engineers:<br /><br />Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" <br /><br />The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." <br /><br />The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08362945930082013620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-22443657575568976312011-07-27T21:28:09.634-04:002011-07-27T21:28:09.634-04:00One I came up, who knows how original:
Q: Why did ...One I came up, who knows how original:<br />Q: Why did the mathematician go to the beach?<br />A: He wanted to be a tan gent.Neil Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04564859009749481136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-47664747679631541572011-07-16T16:00:51.511-04:002011-07-16T16:00:51.511-04:00Hi Steve,
Then at times I would have to admit tha...Hi Steve,<br /><br />Then at times I would have to admit that a pure humourist can render revelations which are greater than both mathematicians and philosophers :-)<br /><br /><i><b> “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”</b></i><br /> -Mark Twain<br /><br /><i><b> “I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. .”</b></i><br />-Mark Twain<br /><br />And thus I came to realize what had Twain to be such a man of wisdom, as knowing only while on earth and in life can we enjoy the best of both worlds :-)<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />PhilPhil Warnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671311338712852659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-61165804958257590862011-07-16T15:41:33.954-04:002011-07-16T15:41:33.954-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Phil Warnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671311338712852659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-74424016752811728992011-07-16T14:06:23.163-04:002011-07-16T14:06:23.163-04:00Hi Steve,
Although I have always appreciated such...Hi Steve,<br /><br />Although I have always appreciated such humour, however as you know I’m not one to be principally guided by metrics, yet more so by qualitative considerations. Thus I’m more inspired by what philosophers have to tell us rather than mathematicians. Then there is the odd time when both happen to be the same and thus present the most starting of revelations ;-)<br /><br /><br /><br /><i><b>“Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.” </b></i><br /><br />-Bertrand Russell <br /><br />Best,<br /><br />PhilPhil Warnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15671311338712852659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-35900538232921222892011-07-16T11:59:08.636-04:002011-07-16T11:59:08.636-04:00:-)
Our friend Jerome Chauvet had this posted the...:-)<br /><br />Our friend Jerome Chauvet had this posted the original time I put this up, which I thought was great:<br /><br />Another one, heard from a 11 years old boy, which is more about logic:<br /><br />Me : That's wrong ! You schould write this instead.<br />Schoolboy : No!<br />Me : What does this means? Write the correct answer now!<br />Schoolboy: I said no!!!<br />Me : Why?<br />Schoolboy: Well, I've always been told that the more you have mistakes, the better you get... Since I want to become the best in Mathematics ever, I need to make many mistakes, so I do not correct them.<br /><br />Hard to retort anything good after that...Steven Colyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10435759210177642257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-14656230048743058212011-07-16T04:45:21.898-04:002011-07-16T04:45:21.898-04:00Forgot to share the one I put on Twitter the other...Forgot to share the one I put on Twitter the other day... <br />-------------------------<br />On This Day in Math <br />math joke from my 7 yr old nephew, "What did the "0" say to the "8"? <br /><br />"Nice belt!"<br />----------------------<br />his followup was the old <br />"seven ate nine"Pat's Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15234744401613958081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5303246073824127471.post-14630410819448059132011-07-16T04:28:13.966-04:002011-07-16T04:28:13.966-04:00Steven, Thanks for the chuckle, You actually had a...Steven, Thanks for the chuckle, You actually had a couple in there I had never seen/heard.Pat's Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15234744401613958081noreply@blogger.com