Tuesday, November 29, 2011

THE LORD'S PRAYER for ATHEIST SCIENTISTS

Our quantum fluctuation, who art in multiverse,

Hallowed be thy WTFiness.

Thy superposition come,

Thy measurement be done,

As a wave or a particle

Depending on how you wish to measure it.

Give us this day,

Our daily randomness,

As matter warps space,

And space warps matter,

In Universe as is in … Universe. 

And forgive us this day our Science Journalists,

As we forgive them for leading the general public astray.

And give us this day our Grand Unified Theory,

In spite of the noble Georgi-Glashow Model close-but-no-cigar failed attempt,

But whatEVer TF,

Amen.

by Steven Howard Colyer 11/28/2011

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