Tuesday, October 26, 2010
The Physics of Football Applied to Tony Romo's Collarbone
Doctoral Thesis: "Newton's Second Law and Destructive Testing Applied to an Overrated Underachieving Quarterback on Jones' and Phillips' Horribly Mismanaged Team in Dallas, in Multiple Dimensions"
by Michael Boley, New York Giant
PhD. Candidate in American Football Linebacking
Monday Night Football, Texas
October 25, 2010
Just 6 more days till Halloween, kids, but the horror in Dallas has already begun.
The New York Giants' defense has knocked 7 quarterbacks out of the game in 7 weeks. This is their latest victim, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys. Up next after a bye: Matt Hasselback of the Seattle Seahawks. Check that life insurance policy, Matt.