Top 16 reasons Why Engineers Do It Better:
16. We haven’t seen a floppy in years
15. Two words: all nighters
14. We know how to apply the right head pressure
13. We know how to dissipate heat due to friction
12. We have taken classes on the motion of rigid bodies
11. We create the worlds largest erections
10. The world does revolve around us… we choose the coordinate system.
9. No “couple” enjoy a better “moment”.
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.
5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification.
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!